roses are red
violets are blue
but who the heck r u???
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again
This is so relevant
this shit trips me out just not your time to go
tha last one
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
They kind of changed. But they’ll never be less perfect ;)
make me choose: bradley james or
arthur pendragon- requested by castials!
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*
well… sounds like a problem for the next person